10 mega pro reasons to skip work
Sometimes.. you feel really too 'nua' to go work don't you?
you feel like.. hais.. wth.. why work again..
can't I snuggle in bed instead?
don't worry..
let me give you all 10 good reasons/excuses to skip work..
i'm pretty sure.. you will be excused without fail.
and best of all. you need not take mc.. ^^
No. 1: Hey boss, my friend got knocked down by elephant!! I need to see him now.. like RIGHT NOW!
No. 2: Hey boss, my friend has been eaten up by crocodile. I'm serious! there's evidence in the facebook photo!
No. 3: Hey boss, my turtle swam into the toilet bowl. I need to go home and rescue it!
No. 4: Hey boss, my goldfish jumped out of the fish bowl. I just saw it on the web cam!
No. 5: Hey boss, its raining heavily! my dog is afraid of thunder.. I need to stay home to accompany the dog.
No. 6: Hey boss, I think my cat showed signs of depression. I need to bring it to see a pet, before I get depression too.
No. 7: Hey boss, the crocodile that has eaten my friend is suffering from indigestion. I need to go visit the farm to see if my friend is still alive.
No. 8: Hey boss, my friend is still alive after the crocodile bite! i'm so gonna go hospital visit him!
No. 9: hey boss, the elephant is being charged with murder today! I need to go court to be witness.
No. 10: hey boss, I'm suffering from depression after my friend got knocked down by elephant, my friend got eaten by crocodile, my cat suffering from depression, my dog is afraid of thunder, my turtle has swam into the toilet bowl, I need to rest at home.
and yes.
any of the above. you would be able to be excused from work.
confirmed!
and it would be a really really long off for you.. ^^
oki.. i'm pretty bored out..
its all joe's fault.
made me think of these. lol!
